I want to start gardening! But I'm a little lost where to start. I
have these seeds packets for flowers that were given to me and the
weather is finally starting to get lovely outside.
Burst into song
“Spring is in the air. Everywhere I look around.”
So I am thinking
about pulling out my little planner and taking lots of notes. The
kind that say What was planted and when and don't forget to water
them or else. Yeah. That sounds like a descent plan to me. Something
to keep one on track. Not that I plan on planting 100 things, this
isn't Story of Seasons or anything, but I still need a little
reminder on what the heck I planted.
Monday: planted
little flowers.
Tuesday: Watered non
existent flowers
Thursday: Violently
waters plants again because I was worried I forgot.
Friday: It pours (I
never check the weather)
Saturday: Why water
when it rained?
Sunday:...
Monday again:....
Tuesday: Oh crap!
Waters the A LOT
3 weeks
later....There's still nothing.
“Why!” Begins
having a mental break down and points the blame to hubby. Gives up on
life. Refuses to plant again. Curses all of hubby's attempts. Gets
angry and starts talking to flowers that hubby brings home.
Everything beautiful suddenly brings about bad memories. The I decide
that if I kill hubby I won't get any more flowers; no more flowers
mean no more bad memories......
Yeah. I mean, I
really love my husband so for his safety I need a planner for
planting. His very life depends upon it!! :)
With all that being
said wish me luck. :) I am going to plant sunflowers. I'll let you
know if my husband survives—if I am successful I mean.
-Bee
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